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ecards
sex toy in someone else's yard sale
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redneck
Your girlfriend is the april model for a urinal calender    HTML BB Direct Link Share
political
Not sure if Sarah Palin is a fame whore with a cheerleader mentality Or a puppet inserted into the tea party to discredit them
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I'm gonna be real. Your legs spread faster than a forest fire.    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
Why the fuck is mcdonalds the official restaurant of the olympics?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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anal sex
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reality check
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licking something to discourage others from stealing
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blackhistory
Let's all celebrate Black history month
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Shark Week has reminded me that we really need to discuss your oral sex technique    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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are my political posts annoying you?
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Let me tell you a joke that'll make your tits fall off
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I'm actually not funny    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Thank you for calling at&t
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and to think I almost swallowed you
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funny
Sexual positions for the lonely and the loveless
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I'd let thousands of your potential children die on my face    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Dear face wash commercials    HTML BB Direct Link Share
truth
OH YOU LIVE IN A FREE COUNTRY? TELL ME AGAIN HOW PEOPLE IN INDIA SHIT IN THE STREET AND AMERICANS ARE ON SEX OFFENDER LISTS FOR PISSING IN ALLEYS
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truth
Every single drug that has ever been recalled by the FDA...    HTML BB Direct Link Share
zombie
Tallahassee. Killing zombies like a boss    HTML BB Direct Link Share
zombie
zombie survival tip
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zombie
the zombie apocalypse is coming
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alcohol
raging alcoholic    HTML BB Direct Link Share
truth
If the Chinese make shitty products Why is their 1400 year old great wall sturdier than the mexican border?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
alcohol
I am not an alcoholic    HTML BB Direct Link Share
political
Well isn't this a potential terrorist?
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zombie
AMC bath salts    HTML BB Direct Link Share
zombie
Zombie Apocalypse    HTML BB Direct Link Share
political
For all those who argue that legalizing gay marriage violates the sanctity of marriage
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demotivational
Vagi-seal    HTML BB Direct Link Share
political
For every dumb thing I've said, there are literally thousands of dumb things I haven't said    HTML BB Direct Link Share
zombie
It's the zombie apocalypse charlie brown
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political
Get involved now. Socialism hurts all of us    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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i didn't realize that you're an expert on my life    HTML BB Direct Link Share
demotivational
Accidental racism    HTML BB Direct Link Share