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insults
I saw your mom today. She was asleep on route 12
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insults
Days your mom sucks dick
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ecards
The only thing I plan to accomplish at work today is to turn a gallon of coffee into a gallon of piss    HTML BB Direct Link Share
ecards
You can only say WTF so many times a day    HTML BB Direct Link Share
ecards
This is my favorite day of the week to break my feeble vow to never drink again
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ecards
I didn't make it to the gym today
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mothersday
Mother's Day
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sweetest day
Sweetest Day    HTML BB Direct Link Share
monday
monday
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insults
Sorry i can only please one person per day    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
Wonder how many times this bitch gets slapped a day?
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tuesday
Yo nigga, its tuesday!
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ecards
Today's the day I punch someone square in the throat    HTML BB Direct Link Share
mothersday
You ain't gettin anything for mothers day bitch    HTML BB Direct Link Share
religion
krisna birthday waste
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memorialday
Memorial Day
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valentines
happy valentines day bitches
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valentines
Happy Fucking Valentines Day    HTML BB Direct Link Share
thursday
it's still thursday    HTML BB Direct Link Share
wednesday
Realizing that it's only wednesday
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valentines
Happy Valentine's Day
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valentines
Happy Valentine's Day    HTML BB Direct Link Share
birthday
happy birthday
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monday
monday    HTML BB Direct Link Share
christmas
Works 1 day a year    HTML BB Direct Link Share
monday
MONDAYS DON'T YOU JUST HATE THEM ?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
birthday
You are a year older on your birthday? False, you are 0.0027378507871321       years older on your birthday    HTML BB Direct Link Share
Black Friday
Black Friday
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ecards
I can't tell if I'm dealing well with life these days or I just don't give a shit anymore    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
Back in my day behavioral disorders were called    HTML BB Direct Link Share
truth
In the news today. Some more shit we made up
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demotivational
A bad day    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
dildo days    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
One day satan came to heaven and jesus was like omfg wallhax    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
Last day of school    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
Who do I crap on today?    HTML BB Direct Link Share