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Your inappropriateness has no boundries. I like that shit    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I want to put my evil inside you    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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You want to know the funny part? I sooo killed my fucking kid! HAHA Suck it America!    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I don't always make fun of white people but when I do, they still laugh    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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My gynocologist says I can't have sex for 2 weeks    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Tell me again how I am sexist for calling Hillary Clinton a cunt After I just called Obama an ass raping dickhead    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I don't smoke after sex    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Nothing says I am thankful like having your hand up a bird's butt at 5am!    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Roses are tits violets are tits i like tits tits    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I was in the middle of texting you back    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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From the first time I saw you I knew I was going to have real and/or imaginary sex with you    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I don't need anger management classes, You need shut the fuck up classes
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I will enroll in anger management classes when you enroll in shut the fuck up classes
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I will shit on everything you love
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martin luther king
I have a dream
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i failed a spelling test    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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i have a dream i have a drone
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  But I exercise at work!    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I love you more than Chinese restaurants love cats
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Sometimes I drink water to surprise my liver
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I hear you think your shit doesn't stink?
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I look at people sometimes and think... Really? That's the sperm that won?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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The only thing I plan to accomplish at work today is to turn a gallon of coffee into a gallon of piss    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I watch investigation discovery    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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during a thunderstorm i like to have sex with my girlfriend    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Sorry i can only please one person per day    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I require only that you kneel
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I am so broke I am being sponsored by a kid in Africa
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Rapex (the anti rape condom)    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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jew mad? Because I did nazi it coming
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I told my wife I wanted to try anal sex    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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i didn't realize that you're an expert on my life    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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call the cops I don't give a fuck    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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i expect my pussy to be eaten
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Have I ever told you how much I hate you? Good
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I didn't make it to the gym today
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