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funny
i like pudding
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conversations
i raped your goldfish    HTML BB Direct Link Share
ecards
I will enroll in anger management classes when you enroll in shut the fuck up classes
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martin luther king
I have a dream
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truth
Pro-Life logic:
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Memes
I WAS VAPING!!!    HTML BB Direct Link Share
ecards
I don't need anger management classes, You need shut the fuck up classes
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I love you more than Chinese restaurants love cats
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Sometimes I drink water to surprise my liver
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I hear you think your shit doesn't stink?
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weed
i smoke marijuana
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truth
What if I told you judges aren't doctors And politicians aren't scientists?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
martin luther king
I have a dream
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alcohol
i have a drinking problem    HTML BB Direct Link Share
alcohol
I am not an alcoholic    HTML BB Direct Link Share
truth
I am a multi millionaire named Russel Brand I'm going to push my socialist agenda on you to make myself richer and make you poorer    HTML BB Direct Link Share
truth
What if I told you my GMO crops did not contaminate your organic crops Your organic crops contaminated my GMO crops    HTML BB Direct Link Share
zombie
I ate people before it was cool    HTML BB Direct Link Share
ecards
I look at people sometimes and think... Really? That's the sperm that won?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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The only thing I plan to accomplish at work today is to turn a gallon of coffee into a gallon of piss    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I was in the middle of texting you back    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
I dont remember this episode !!
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alcohol
I don't always drink    HTML BB Direct Link Share
alcohol
i am captain planet
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funny
When I'm not busy creating chaos and being the villain,  I like to frolick in a meadow and smell all the flowers!
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funny
I'm a ginger and I don't have a soul!  I will also creep you out with my yellow teeth, freckles and bugged out eyes!
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ecards
i expect my pussy to be eaten
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I hide behind sarcasm    HTML BB Direct Link Share
ecards
and to think I almost swallowed you
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weed
i could buy mad weed
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redneck
There I fixed it    HTML BB Direct Link Share
valentines
No, I won't be your valentine    HTML BB Direct Link Share
conversations
I want those nice boobs to rub my bald head    HTML BB Direct Link Share
Memes
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU ONLY DUMBASS RETARDS WATCH THE SUPERBOWL?
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columbus day
Do I celebrate Columbus Day?
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conversations
I just couldn't figure out how to turn the three around    HTML BB Direct Link Share