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I dont remember this episode !!
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I want to put my evil inside you    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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You want to know the funny part? I sooo killed my fucking kid! HAHA Suck it America!    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I don't always make fun of white people but when I do, they still laugh    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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i like pudding
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I will enroll in anger management classes when you enroll in shut the fuck up classes
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I love you more than Chinese restaurants love cats
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Sometimes I drink water to surprise my liver
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I look at people sometimes and think... Really? That's the sperm that won?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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The only thing I plan to accomplish at work today is to turn a gallon of coffee into a gallon of piss    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I'm a ginger and I don't have a soul!  I will also creep you out with my yellow teeth, freckles and bugged out eyes!
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demotivational
How I met your mother
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demotivational
Honey!! I got takeout
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I don't need anger management classes, You need shut the fuck up classes
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I hear you think your shit doesn't stink?
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OH YOU WANT ME TO PAY TEN DOLLARS TO DUMP ICE OVER MY HEAD AND 100 DOLLARS IF I DON'T? HOW ABOUT YOU PAY ME TEN DOLLARS TO DUMP ICE OVER MY HEAD AND 100 DOLLARS NOT TO KICK YOUR ASS
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I was in the middle of texting you back    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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When I'm not busy creating chaos and being the villain,  I like to frolick in a meadow and smell all the flowers!
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I am so broke I am being sponsored by a kid in Africa
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thanksgiving
Nothing says I am thankful like having your hand up a bird's butt at 5am!    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I miss you like an old man's urine stream misses the toilet    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I hide behind sarcasm    HTML BB Direct Link Share
redneck
There I fixed it    HTML BB Direct Link Share
valentines
No, I won't be your valentine    HTML BB Direct Link Share
religion
I have felt the love of jesus    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Once the zombie apocalypse has started, I'm shooting everyone I ever wanted dead    HTML BB Direct Link Share
insults
I love you but you have a tiny penis
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I didn't make it to the gym today
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religion
OH IT UPSET YOU THAT MUSLIMS HAD A PARADE WITH A HANGING WOMAN PROP? I GUESS THAT MEANS YOU'LL STOP WITH YOUR CRUCIFIED JESUS PROPS?
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Why did I unfriend you on facebook?
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insults
I hope they can see this because I'm doing it as hard as I can
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religion
No I do not respect your religious beliefs!
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weed
i smoke marijuana
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I don't fart. I whisper in my panties    HTML BB Direct Link Share
conversations
i raped your goldfish    HTML BB Direct Link Share
conversations
I want those nice boobs to rub my bald head    HTML BB Direct Link Share