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School bully not so tough after being molested    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Don't let people push you around. Unless you're in a wagon, 'cause that shit is fun.
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I'm not the kind of girl you can take home to your mother unless your mother is a drunk whore too    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Advanced photoshop lessons    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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you don't actually love a person unless you occasionally want to kill them
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I would call you a worthless sack of shit
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Lesbians eat what?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I'm a ginger and I don't have a soul!  I will also creep you out with my yellow teeth, freckles and bugged out eyes!
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Sexual positions for the lonely and the loveless
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christmas
Oh, and less shit from the dollar store
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If a lesbian cockblocks another lesbian is that a beaver dam?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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fresh fucking pineapples    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Blowing bubbles    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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you don't want vegetables?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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boneless chickens    HTML BB Direct Link Share
political
Everyone's gotta play by the same rules    HTML BB Direct Link Share
political
Government should stay out of your business Unless by
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insults
she wears underwear with dickholes in em
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religion
If Peter Parker pretended to be weak to keep his spider strength a secret Do Christians pretend to be homophobe to keep their alter boy molestation a secret?
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don't expect a bless you after the 5th sneeze
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zombie
unless you become a zombie    HTML BB Direct Link Share
quotes
Jenna Marbles    HTML BB Direct Link Share
demotivational
Pedophiles
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religion
Jesus that tickles    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I swear to always pretend to be your lesbian lover when you are getting hit on    HTML BB Direct Link Share
zombie
Zombie eat flesh
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Relationships are like garage sales    HTML BB Direct Link Share
Memes
YOU DON'T NEED VACCINES TO PREVENT THE MEASLES JUST EAT A COCONUT AND SMOKE SOME CRACK    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Grandma's just had her nipples pierced
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I do not like being told what to do unless I am naked    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Pokes holes in boyfriend's condoms, sister gets pregnant    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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If lesbians aren't attracted to men why are they attracted to women that look like men?
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I just gave this tiger a roofie And now I'm molesting it    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Lesbians next door
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Hopeless    HTML BB Direct Link Share