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political
Your government has failed you. Anonymous 2012    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
School bully not so tough after being molested    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
You want to know the funny part? I sooo killed my fucking kid! HAHA Suck it America!    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
Driver carries no cash. He's married
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funny
Congratulations!! Dixie Normous
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ecards
Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic
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funny
Someone going that fast has no time for a ticket
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ecards
According to my notes you're still a dirty whore    HTML BB Direct Link Share
ecards
I'm not the kind of girl you can take home to your mother unless your mother is a drunk whore too    HTML BB Direct Link Share
ecards
No officer, my speech isn't slurred. I'm just talking cursive    HTML BB Direct Link Share
valentines
No, I won't be your valentine    HTML BB Direct Link Share
alcohol
I'm in no condition to drive
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funny
What if I told you Nostradamus didn't predict shit?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
insults
if I have not offended you Don't worry, i'm not done yet..
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religion
No I do not respect your religious beliefs!
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alcohol
You better buy me another beer because you're still ugly    HTML BB Direct Link Share
alcohol
I am not an alcoholic    HTML BB Direct Link Share
ecards
It's snowing outside    HTML BB Direct Link Share
ecards
I think I speak for everyone when I say that I have no idea what I'm talking about    HTML BB Direct Link Share
political
Not since buddha have so many fat, bald men worked so hard to do so little    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
This has nothing to do with the color grey    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
pornography harms my wrist    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
Our doorknob was stolen    HTML BB Direct Link Share
demotivational
Emo Kids - You grew up in suburbia, no one feels sorry for you. Get a haircut
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insults
I'm not saying you're a slut but here is your title belt
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insults
Oh you posted about draft picks on facebook? Tell me again how you are not a complete moron who fucks himself in the ass with a toilet plunger
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insults
Oh you watch TV? Tell me again how you are not a complete dumbass
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insults
not sure if 90 percent of humans are dumbasses or 90 percent of humans are dumbasses
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insults
Just becaus you're an obnoxious jerk
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funny
Oh you are happy for me? Tell me again how you didn't rape my dog last week, now get the fuck out of my house    HTML BB Direct Link Share
y u no
Jews y u pretend you are not arabic?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
ecards
I'm not saying you're a slut    HTML BB Direct Link Share
conversations
you are not funny
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religion
Jesus and dinosaurs    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
no little asian don't eat them raw
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funny
Now for that watermellon
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