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funny
You want to know the funny part? I sooo killed my fucking kid! HAHA Suck it America!    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Driver carries no cash. He's married
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Congratulations!! Dixie Normous
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Nothing like a glass of Ebola Tea    HTML BB Direct Link Share
demotivational
American Money - Now poor people from other countries can use them    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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OH YOU WANT ME TO ACCEPT THE ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE? HOW ABOUT NO AND GO FUCK YOURSELF
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demotivational
Emo Kids - You grew up in suburbia, no one feels sorry for you. Get a haircut
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funny
Damn it Carl You cannot keep sodomising dead zombie's!!!!
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funny
CONGRATULATIONS YOU MAY NOW KISS YOUR COW
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demotivational
Minority Women Drivers
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demotivational
Anorexia    HTML BB Direct Link Share
demotivational
If there are no ups and downs in your life It means you are dead
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demotivational
Change - Not gonna happen
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ecards
According to my notes you're still a dirty whore    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
OH YOU WANT ME TO PAY TEN DOLLARS TO DUMP ICE OVER MY HEAD AND 100 DOLLARS IF I DON'T? HOW ABOUT YOU PAY ME TEN DOLLARS TO DUMP ICE OVER MY HEAD AND 100 DOLLARS NOT TO KICK YOUR ASS
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When I'm not busy creating chaos and being the villain,  I like to frolick in a meadow and smell all the flowers!
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valentines
No, I won't be your valentine    HTML BB Direct Link Share
political
WE NEED TO RAISE THE MINIMUM WAGE TO 10 DOLLARS AN HOUR THE UNEMPLOYMENT IS NOT HIGH ENOUGH AT SEVEN DOLLARS AN HOUR
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political
Promises hope and change Ass rapes you with no lube instead
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ecards
Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic
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ecards
I'm not the kind of girl you can take home to your mother unless your mother is a drunk whore too    HTML BB Direct Link Share
ecards
i'd be much happier if your dick grew like pinocchio every time you lie
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demotivational
Now in stock
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ecards
It's a joke not a dick. Don't take it so hard
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religion
EATS THE BODY OF CHRIST AND DRINKS HIS BLOOD IS SAD THEY ARE NOT SERVING THE SPERM OF CHRIST
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religion
Christians do not have free will
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religion
No I do not respect your religious beliefs!
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funny
You see that? It's a kitchen now get the fuck back in it
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conversations
You know why your new girlfriend loves your dick so much?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
demotivational
That awkward moment when you don't know how to spell rapping    HTML BB Direct Link Share
religion
not happy with your aunties choice?
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funny
I'm not gay but twenty dollars is twenty dollars    HTML BB Direct Link Share
religion
Not going anywhere for awhile?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
Her boss asked her to give two good reasons to not fire her
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funny
At least I'm not a nigger!
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insults
I'm not saying you're a slut but here is your title belt
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