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Mcdonalds: would you like a boy or girl toy with your happy meal? ME: Y'all have those here!?!?!    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Mcdonalds: would you like a boy or girl toy with your happy meal? Me:  Y'all have those here?!?!!
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I'm a ginger and I don't have a soul!  I will also creep you out with my yellow teeth, freckles and bugged out eyes!
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truth
OH YOU LIVE IN A FREE COUNTRY? TELL ME AGAIN HOW PEOPLE IN INIDIA SHIT IN THE STREET AND AMERICANS ARE ON A SEX OFFENDER LIST FOR PISSING IN AN ALLEY    HTML BB Direct Link Share
weed
If marijuna is not legal within the next five years
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Are my political posts annoying you?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
truth
OH YOU LIVE IN A FREE COUNTRY? TELL ME AGAIN HOW YOU ARE ALLOWED TO LET YOUR GRASS GROW 2 FEET TALL
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demotivational
Veggie tales    HTML BB Direct Link Share
Memes
COPS PROTECT CITIZENS? FALSE. COPS PROTECT THEIR PAYCHECKS.    HTML BB Direct Link Share
demotivational
Spread The Wealth
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Douchebag apocalypse    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I look at people sometimes and think... Really? That's the sperm that won?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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The only thing I plan to accomplish at work today is to turn a gallon of coffee into a gallon of piss    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Real friends don't get offended when you insult them    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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No officer, my speech isn't slurred. I'm just talking cursive    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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McDonald's - Our food kills more people than aids and malaria combined
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reality check
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I don't always make fun of white people but when I do, they still laugh    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Fuck isreal
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Menstrual Coffins    HTML BB Direct Link Share
religion
OH YOU BELIEVE IN GOD? WHAT OTHER FAIRY TALES DO YOU BELIEVE IN? THE TOOTH FAIRY? SANTA? THE EASTER BUNNY?
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religion
WENT TO CHURCH FOR THE WINE STAYED FOR THE ALTAR BOYS
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Men and women stalk differently    HTML BB Direct Link Share
truth
Too many idiots choose socialism Instead of individual freedom!
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who cares if the glass is half full of half empty.. fill that bitch back up with vodka    HTML BB Direct Link Share
zombie
Tallahassee. Killing zombies like a boss    HTML BB Direct Link Share
alcohol
Walking and beer    HTML BB Direct Link Share
truth
Food is a human right and the government should force GMO to be labeled FALSE growing your food is a human right, buying it is a service    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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GMOs make people sterile?               FALSE     GMOs are illegal in the UK and they have a lower fertility rate than USA where GMOs are legal    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Oh you shared a post from natural news? Tell me again how you failed first grade science class    HTML BB Direct Link Share
Memes
If certain people's ugly personality showed on the outside
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facebook has officially become as creepy    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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my balls aren't going to lick themselves    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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When we would kiss I'd always throw up into my mouth just a bit    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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you do realize you're going to have a hard time walking tomorrow
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alcohol
You're not drunk until you have to grab onto the grass to keep from falling off the earth
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