Did I Offend You? on tumblr

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I want to put my evil inside you    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I'd hit Snooki  in the face with a shovel    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I don't need anger management classes, You need shut the fuck up classes
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I will enroll in anger management classes when you enroll in shut the fuck up classes
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I love you more than Chinese restaurants love cats
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Sometimes I drink water to surprise my liver
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I hear you think your shit doesn't stink?
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I look at people sometimes and think... Really? That's the sperm that won?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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The only thing I plan to accomplish at work today is to turn a gallon of coffee into a gallon of piss    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I was in the middle of texting you back    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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You want to know the funny part? I sooo killed my fucking kid! HAHA Suck it America!    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I'm a ginger and I don't have a soul!  I will also creep you out with my yellow teeth, freckles and bugged out eyes!
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I don't always make fun of white people but when I do, they still laugh    HTML BB Direct Link Share
alcohol
I just don't understand all these new drugs today
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I don't smoke after sex    HTML BB Direct Link Share
alcohol
I don't always drink    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I heard your dad tell your mom he's gonna pound the beaver when he gets home
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demotivational
That's right bitches, I got the last donut    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I will shit on everything you love
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I saw your mom today. She was asleep on route 12
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I love you but you have a tiny penis
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The I don't give a fuck is strong in this one
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if I have not offended you Don't worry, i'm not done yet..
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Have I ever told you how much I hate you? Good
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What if I told you Your mind is like a basketball in the winter?
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I can nearly fit as many balls in my mouth as your girlfriend
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I am so broke I am being sponsored by a kid in Africa
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I think I left a blowjob at your house    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I fucked chuck norris.. totally worth it
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weed
i could buy mad weed
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truth
Rapex (the anti rape condom)    HTML BB Direct Link Share
religion
I never use condoms when raping my 9 year old wife
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i smoke marijuana
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What if I told you judges aren't doctors And politicians aren't scientists?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Pro-Life logic:
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So I guess a handjob is out of the question
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