Did I Offend You? on tumblr

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WHAT IF I TOLD YOU ONLY DUMBASS RETARDS WATCH THE SUPERBOWL?
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I WAS VAPING!!!    HTML BB Direct Link Share
Memes
Screw Oxford Health I got my own office now!    HTML BB Direct Link Share
Memes
Screw Oxford Health I got my own office now!    HTML BB Direct Link Share
conversations
I want those nice boobs to rub my bald head    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I need a job and a boyfriend
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insults
If I've ever offended you, just know what from the bottom of my heart, I really don't give a shit
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conversations
i raped your goldfish    HTML BB Direct Link Share
valentines
No, I won't be your valentine    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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can i get you something? would you like some water?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
conversations
I just couldn't figure out how to turn the three around    HTML BB Direct Link Share
ecards
I thought of you today and it pissed me off    HTML BB Direct Link Share
conversations
I love you
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If I ever get married I'm going to make my wife suck my dick while I'm taking a shit
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I think I like this girl
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I want to put my evil inside you    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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i like pudding
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ecards
fuck me if I'm wrong but I think you wanna have sex with me
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OH YOU WANT ME TO PAY TEN DOLLARS TO DUMP ICE OVER MY HEAD AND 100 DOLLARS IF I DON'T? HOW ABOUT YOU PAY ME TEN DOLLARS TO DUMP ICE OVER MY HEAD AND 100 DOLLARS NOT TO KICK YOUR ASS
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When I'm not busy creating chaos and being the villain,  I like to frolick in a meadow and smell all the flowers!
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I'm a ginger and I don't have a soul!  I will also creep you out with my yellow teeth, freckles and bugged out eyes!
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I dont remember this episode !!
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insults
if I have not offended you Don't worry, i'm not done yet..
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ecards
I didn't make it to the gym today
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I could never figure out why my eyes were bloodshot after sex
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I am so broke I am being sponsored by a kid in Africa
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Why did I unfriend you on facebook?
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I miss you like an old man's urine stream misses the toilet    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I hide behind sarcasm    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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and to think I almost swallowed you
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the reason i swear so much is because fuck you    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
uncledaddy said that sistermommy said i could keep the pussy
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I think I left a blowjob at your house    HTML BB Direct Link Share
weed
i could buy mad weed
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redneck
There I fixed it    HTML BB Direct Link Share
weed
i smoke marijuana
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