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funny
OH SOMEONE FROM X-FACTOR KILLED HERSELF? WHO THE HELL WATCHES THAT CRAP?
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political
OH YOU ARE ALL GOING TO BLOW UP MY NEWSFEED BECAUSE ROBIN WILIAMS IS DEAD? TELL ME AGAIN HOW YOU BLEW UP MY NEWS FEED WHEN ISRAEL MURDERED 1000+ CHILDREN IN THE LAST MONTH
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zombie
Mommy, why did you shoot daddy in the head?
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halloween
calm the fuck down it's only october    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
CALLS PEOPLE STUPID FOR BELIEVING IN GOD THINKS THE GOVERNMENT IS SPRAYING CHEMTRAILS ON HER
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DON'T LET THE SMILE FOOL YOU... I'M A BITCH AND SMELL LIKE SARDINES!
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demotivational
how the hell is zubat holding squirtle?
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ecards
you knew damn well that was the wrong hole    HTML BB Direct Link Share
political
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THE EBOLA PATIENT IN ATLANTA IS A DISTRACTION TO MAKE YOU IGNORE ISRAEL, ISIS AND UKRAINE CREATING GENOCIDE?
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political
IT IS OK TO KILL INNOCENT CIVILIANS WHEN TERRORISTS USE THEM AS A HUMAN SHIELD FALSE IF SOMEONE SHOT A GUN AT ME AND THEN HID BEHIND TWENTY KIDS, I WOULD NOT KILL THE KIDS TO GET TO HIM
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i used to be the tallest buildings in new york 911    HTML BB Direct Link Share
demotivational
The twin towers
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ecards
I bet your vagina is the size of this tire hole    HTML BB Direct Link Share
political
WE DON'T WANT COMPANIES OUTSOURCING TO FOREIGN COUNTRIES THAT'S WHY I TRIED TO STEAL THE BUNDY RANCH AND SELL IT TO CHINA    HTML BB Direct Link Share
Blank Memes
the flake at the lake    HTML BB Direct Link Share
demotivational
In soviet russia the toilet shits in you    HTML BB Direct Link Share
political
AN APPEALS COURT FOUND NSA ILLEGAL? WHY DO WE HAVE THE 4TH AMENDMENT?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
political
OH, YOU ARE GLAD THE GOVERNMENT ALLOWED GAYS TO MARRY? TELL ME AGAIN HOW YOU DON'T HAVE STOCKHOLM SYNDROME    HTML BB Direct Link Share
ecards
The last time I saw you I was hoping it was the last time I saw you    HTML BB Direct Link Share
christmas
Santa loves Mrs. Clause every day of the month    HTML BB Direct Link Share
truth
Do not try and bend the government    HTML BB Direct Link Share
ecards
I don't need anger management classes, You need shut the fuck up classes
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ecards
The best remedy for dry mouth is wet vagina    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
OH YOU WANT ME TO ACCEPT THE ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE? HOW ABOUT NO AND GO FUCK YOURSELF
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funny
And the congregation said WDE!!!!    HTML BB Direct Link Share
ecards
I look at people sometimes and think... Really? That's the sperm that won?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
Yeah That's the spot.
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funny
When I'm not busy creating chaos and being the villain,  I like to frolick in a meadow and smell all the flowers!
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funny
Don't let the smile fool you
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funny
  WE ARE OUTRAGED BY THE DEATH OF CECIL THE LION
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insults
Women: What the fuck happened duck lips?
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redneck
The redneck water slide    HTML BB Direct Link Share
weed
Fuck this shit. Get the bong
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zombie
the zombie apocalypse is coming
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christmas
Santa why do you have the same cock as dad?
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political
Not sure if Sarah Palin is a fame whore with a cheerleader mentality Or a puppet inserted into the tea party to discredit them
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