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ecards
The only thing I plan to accomplish at work today is to turn a gallon of coffee into a gallon of piss    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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This is my favorite day of the week to break my feeble vow to never drink again
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I didn't make it to the gym today
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ecards
You can only say WTF so many times a day    HTML BB Direct Link Share
alcohol
I just don't understand all these new drugs today
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insults
I saw your mom today. She was asleep on route 12
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tuesday
Yo nigga, its tuesday!
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stpatricks
Happy St Patrick's Day!    HTML BB Direct Link Share
wednesday
Realizing that it's only wednesday
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insults
Sorry i can only please one person per day    HTML BB Direct Link Share
christmas
Works 1 day a year    HTML BB Direct Link Share
wednesday
happy hump day america
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birthday
You are a year older on your birthday? False, you are 0.0027378507871321       years older on your birthday    HTML BB Direct Link Share
demotivational
Casual Fridays
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valentines
Valentine's Day is about love? False it is about someone who has been recognized for having an exceptional degree of holiness by a pedophile cult    HTML BB Direct Link Share
ecards
one of those days where literally everything pisses you off    HTML BB Direct Link Share
valentines
happy valentines day bitches
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mothersday
Happy Mother's Day    HTML BB Direct Link Share
valentines
Happy Valentine's Day    HTML BB Direct Link Share
wednesday
Happy hump day
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valentines
Happy Valentine's Day
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valentines
Happy Valentine's Day    HTML BB Direct Link Share
valentines
Happy Fucking Valentines Day    HTML BB Direct Link Share
valentines
Happy Valentine's Day    HTML BB Direct Link Share
truth
Wants to ban GMO Eats high fructose corn syrup every day    HTML BB Direct Link Share
y u no
Military wives, y u no like national butt hurt day?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
birthday
happy birthday
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stpatricks
St. Patrick's Day    HTML BB Direct Link Share
stpatricks
St. Patrick's Day    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
Kyle said the f-word in class today    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
Friday to Sunday    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
Some day I hope to be able to afford a new iPhone    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
i had a little problem at school today    HTML BB Direct Link Share
insults
Days your mom sucks dick
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friday
It's Friday bitches, let's get fucked up    HTML BB Direct Link Share
martin luther king
Happy Nigger Day!!
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