Did I Offend You?
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I don't need anger management classes, You need shut the fuck up classes
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religion
Wait I just want to give you a lecture in metaphorical wife beating
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truth
What if I told you that romney and obama were 2 puppets being controlled by the same elite?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I will enroll in anger management classes when you enroll in shut the fuck up classes
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I love you more than Chinese restaurants love cats
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I look at people sometimes and think... Really? That's the sperm that won?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I was in the middle of texting you back    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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i expect my pussy to be eaten
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insults
I don't smoke weed... I deep fry it!
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insults
Even with my GPS I can't find any fucks to give
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alcohol
I don't always drink    HTML BB Direct Link Share
conversations
I just couldn't figure out how to turn the three around    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
I gave myself to jesus but now he never calls
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funny
So then I told her por is degrading to women, I would never watch it
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i gotta take a vacation    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I may have aizheimer's    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Sometimes I drink water to surprise my liver
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I hear you think your shit doesn't stink?
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The only thing I plan to accomplish at work today is to turn a gallon of coffee into a gallon of piss    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
I just realized that I am a nigger
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weed
i smoke marijuana
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conversations
i raped your goldfish    HTML BB Direct Link Share
alcohol
i have a drinking problem    HTML BB Direct Link Share
political
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THE EBOLA PATIENT IN ATLANTA IS A DISTRACTION TO MAKE YOU IGNORE ISRAEL, ISIS AND UKRAINE CREATING GENOCIDE?
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conversations
I want those nice boobs to rub my bald head    HTML BB Direct Link Share
political
WE DON'T WANT COMPANIES OUTSOURCING TO FOREIGN COUNTRIES THAT'S WHY I TRIED TO STEAL THE BUNDY RANCH AND SELL IT TO CHINA    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
I don't see the resemblance
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I deserve a medal for staying with you as long as i did    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I used to fuck james holmes    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I'm an asshole. I wear fur    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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It said I wanted to eat her pussy    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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DUI Barbie    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I predict an imminent disturbance in the vicinity of Uranus    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I tried to throat punch you via text but there's no app for that    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
Sorry I got semen in your eye    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
  But I exercise at work!    HTML BB Direct Link Share