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I got my teeth removed years ago    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Which seat can I take?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I hate when niggas be like free my nigga booboo    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I hate my life
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I asked 100 women which shampoo they preferred    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I just bought my little boy GTA    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Myth: I am just big boned    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I save lives each day    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I just saw what blue waffle is    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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fuck me if I'm wrong but I think you wanna have sex with me
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and to think I almost swallowed you
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the reason i swear so much is because fuck you    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I WAS VAPING!!!    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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i crashed my dad's care I am so dead    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I didn't make it to the gym today
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I could never figure out why my eyes were bloodshot after sex
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I hide behind sarcasm    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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WHAT IF I TOLD YOU ONLY DUMBASS RETARDS WATCH THE SUPERBOWL?
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Screw Oxford Health I got my own office now!    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Screw Oxford Health I got my own office now!    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I thought of you today and it pissed me off    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I got that bitch a shark
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But I wanted to be a rapper    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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If a 747 can carry the space shuttle then I call bullshit on overweight luggage fees    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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If I were a cartoon my boner would sound like this thing    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I love awkward and nerdy guys    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I am so stoned    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Fine line between recreational use and addiction is the one I just snorted    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I am so broke I am being sponsored by a kid in Africa
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Why did I unfriend you on facebook?
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I miss you like an old man's urine stream misses the toilet    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I think I left a blowjob at your house    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I'm no slut, I just have a friendly vagina    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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i like pudding
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I dont remember this episode !!
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I'm not an angry person, I just fucking hate everyone    HTML BB Direct Link Share