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I don't need anger management classes, You need shut the fuck up classes
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I will enroll in anger management classes when you enroll in shut the fuck up classes
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I look at people sometimes and think... Really? That's the sperm that won?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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The best remedy for dry mouth is wet vagina    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I'm not the kind of girl you can take home to your mother unless your mother is a drunk whore too    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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The only thing I plan to accomplish at work today is to turn a gallon of coffee into a gallon of piss    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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What did one tampon say to the other?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I was in the middle of texting you back    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Evolution takes a turn for the worse
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if people let the government decide which foods they eat
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Mommy, why did you shoot daddy in the head?
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You want to know the funny part? I sooo killed my fucking kid! HAHA Suck it America!    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Shut the hell up Barack Obama!    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Your girl done fucked the whole hood
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Oh you posted about draft picks on facebook? Tell me again how you are not a complete moron who fucks himself in the ass with a toilet plunger
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Children can distract you while driving so put them in the trunk    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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What if I told you Your mind is like a basketball in the winter?
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This is my favorite day of the week to break my feeble vow to never drink again
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the zombie apocalypse is coming
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It's the zombie apocalypse charlie brown
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We are 99% of the problem
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I'd call you a cunt but you don't have the depth or the warmth
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The I don't give a fuck is strong in this one
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I didn't make it to the gym today
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200 pictures of you at the bar
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I miss you like an old man's urine stream misses the toilet    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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the reason i swear so much is because fuck you    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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god of the heavens y u so pussy?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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The Governator
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The Army - Don't ask, Don't tell    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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What the hell is that arc made of?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Fuck god and fuck the devil
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Sometimes people want to have full conversations really early in the morning    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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The kid next door just challenged me to a water fight
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The most dangerous man to any government    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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politics is the art of looking for trouble
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